Showing posts with label Daylight Savings Time. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Daylight Savings Time. Show all posts

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Spring Ahead

Daylight Savings Time begins today--remember to set your clocks ahead one hour.
    • This means you lose an hour, so your 5 hour energy drink will only last 4 hours
    • 24 hour diners are only open 23 hours today, so plan accordingly.
    • Psychiatrists must remember to set their clocks ahead 50 minutes.
    • If you happen to be reading Michael Cunningham's The Hours, skip ahead one chapter in observance of Daylight Savings Time.
    • Daylight Savings Time music trivia: All the time shout-outs in Bill Haley's "Rock Around the Clock" get moved ahead one hour. This throws the rhyme scheme off and tends to bring the rocking to a complete standstill.