Here are a few other titles that occur to me:
Putin's Head and Joe the Plumber's CrackOops. That last one's already taken.
The McCain Mutiny
I'm Not Tina
This Is Not Tina's Memoir
$150,000 For Clothes, Not One Cent For Tribute
If You Give a Moose a Shot Through the Lungs
Any other thoughts? If you have an idea, I hope you'll weigh in.