What to Call Sarah Palin's Memoir?

Having saddled her kids with names like Track, Trig and Willow, it will be interesting to see what Sarah Palin decides to call her recently announced memoir. If it were up to me? I'd call it The Betcha's Back.

Here are a few other titles that occur to me:

Putin's Head and Joe the Plumber's Crack

Half-Baked Alaska

Gee, Nome!

The McCain Mutiny

I'm Not Tina

This Is Not Tina's Memoir

$150,000 For Clothes, Not One Cent For Tribute

If You Give a Moose a Shot Through the Lungs

Apocalypse 2012

Oops. That last one's already taken.

Any other thoughts? If you have an idea, I hope you'll weigh in.