Wednesday, May 13, 2009

What to Call Sarah Palin's Memoir?

Having saddled her kids with names like Track, Trig and Willow, it will be interesting to see what Sarah Palin decides to call her recently announced memoir. If it were up to me? I'd call it The Betcha's Back.

Here are a few other titles that occur to me:
Putin's Head and Joe the Plumber's Crack

Half-Baked Alaska

Gee, Nome!

The McCain Mutiny

I'm Not Tina

This Is Not Tina's Memoir

$150,000 For Clothes, Not One Cent For Tribute

If You Give a Moose a Shot Through the Lungs

Apocalypse 2012
Oops. That last one's already taken.

Any other thoughts? If you have an idea, I hope you'll weigh in.

8 comments:

  1. Oh, the Places You'll Go!

    "It's Not the Evil Empire, But You Can See It From Here"

    "Overcoming Diversity"

    "Better Red Than Elected"

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  2. Out of Alaska, I'll Be Back, From Wasilla with Love, Confident Not Gaudy, or...

    I'm Rubber, You're Glue

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  3. Anonymous15 May, 2009

    My 15 minutes

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  4. "Conquering the Lower Thirteen"

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  5. Anonymous15 May, 2009

    What I meant to say was...

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  6. Anonymous16 May, 2009

    unpublished

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  7. Anonymous18 May, 2009

    Failure to Launch

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  8. The Flash Card
    Republican Swoop
    Let Me Get Back to You

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